What else should I be?

All apologies.

What else could I say?

Everyone is gay.

What else could I write?

I don't have the right.

What else should I be?

All apologies.

In the sun

In the sun I feel as one

In the sun

In the sun

Married!

Buried!

I wish I was like you

Easily amused

Find my nest of salt

Everything is my fault

I'll take all the blame

Aqua seafoam shame

Sunburn with freezer burn

Choking on the ashes of her enemy

In the sun

In the sun I feel as one

In the sun

In the sun

Married, Married, Married!

Buried!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

All in all is all we are [x20]

A day in the life of a lecturer.

Yes, sir! I'm sure there aren't any easier or simpler words such as TOLERATION!

Yes, sir! We know you're VERY SICK that's why you FORGOT to prepare for class!

Yes, sir! We believe you're not LAZY but you just don't feel very well every week!

Yes, sir! Have a GOOD SLEEP while we stay guard for you! We'll throw UM car stickers if we see Ghauth Jasmon coming in!

Fin.

I am from the infamous UNIVERSITI MALAYA!

Great administration, great services, great facilities, GREAT VC!

All hail GHAUTH JASMON!

All hail his student's-welfare-first policies!

It's raining car stickers in UM!

Grab one with your buttcrack now while stocks last!